The Meatloaf turned two months old recently. I’m still a beginner, but already some of the particularities of blogging are starting to make me laugh. I feel I must share the delight of spam comments.
I use WordPress, with their off-the-shelf commenting system. I was so happy to see approximately twenty comments after one week of blogging. It turned out only one was authentic (my dad) and the rest were spam. Wordpress flags all of the spam comments and removes them before they appear. I opened the folder to delete them and looked at the first. It began with one of the oddest sentences the English language has ever seen.
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I kept reading the spam comments, and was delighted with what I found. This was another gem, whose formatting, capitalization, and punctuation I’ve chosen to preserve:
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I don’t think of myself as a mean person, and I like to look for the best in people. So when I read a kind and eloquent comment (like the following), I often ask myself “What is wrong with the WordPress comment spam algorithm?”
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And then you see that the commenter’s name is “nationofcannabis.com”.
My heart melts at their positivity…
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… until I realize that no valid points were made in the video of a bear being shot out of a tree.
Some spam commenters post many lines of junk. Some remain cryptically terse, like email@example.com:
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Who knows, maybe it’s flattery in Tajikistan, or wherever they hell they name people “pytnyahhezx”.
I feel bad laughing at commenters’ grammar, because they’re so darned positive. And the better the grammar, the more likely I might approve a spam post. I’ll admit, I’ve been tricked, like by this one.
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It’s only the beginning for The Meatloaf, and I’m still learning about this “blogosphere”, but I’m certain there will be more of these gems, and I’ll be damned if you’ll miss out on a good laugh.